Awkward!

Two really awkward Nathan moments that I wanted to capture so I don't forget several months from now.

10/1/2011:

Nathan wakes up from his nap and just stands there, still groggy and holding his wee wee.

Me: "Nathan, why are you holding your wee wee? Do you need to go to the bathroom?"

Nathan: "No, my wee wee is sticking out."

Me: "Oh" (what am I supposed to say?)

Nathan (w/ his hands now inside his pants): "Wanna feel it?"

Me (quickly): "No! Take your hands out of your pants!"

Needless to say, his wee wee went down pretty quickly when he started to cry b/c he thought Linh was laughing at him. Haha, I was so not prepared for that conversation! 

7/10/2011:

Deanna and Wilson took Nathan to the LA Zoo for her company party. Before heading back home, Wilson takes Nathan to the bathroom to go pee. In the bathroom, Nathan tells Wilson that he needs to take off his shoes, pants and underwear completely before he can go pee. Since this was Wilson's first time taking Nathan to the restroom, he didn't know any better and did what Nathan told him. I think Nathan was messing around with Wilson because when Linh or I take him to the bathroom, we just pull down his pants/underwear, not take it off completely.

Anyways, when Nathan finishes peeing, he puts both palms against the stall door, leans forward and says to Wilson.

Nathan: "Spank my booty."

According to Wilson, the whole bathroom goes quiet. Wilson is mortified and sternly says (for everyone to hear).

Wilson: "No Nathan, I'm not going to spank your booty."

I'm not sure how many times Nathan says "spank my booty", but according to Wilson, they raced out of the bathroom as fast as possible. So fast that, rather than put Nathan's shoes back on, he just carried Nathan out. LOL, I don't blame him!