Backlog of "Nathanisms"

If you've been around kids, you know they say the darndest things. This past month, I started to keep a journal of these sayings that Linh had coined "Nathanisms". 

3/20/2011
Nathan was going through block letters with Thong. We built Y-E-S, which he sounds out and proceeds to use in a sentence.

Nathan: "Can I watch cartoons? Yes!"

Maybe Linh and I are depriving Nathan of TV time.
 

5/__/2011
On the way to drop off Nathan at Kindercare. 

Nathan: "Mommy, when a car cuts you off, you have to honk."

Me: "Nathan, who taught you that?"

Nathan: "Daddy did"

LOL...this totally incriminates Linh and his crazy driving.

8/__/2011

Nathan: "Daddy, Ethan drinks Coda Coda.  What is Coda Coda?" 

8/7/2011
Nathan sees a man doing Tai Chi at the park. 

Nathan: "What is that man doing daddy?"

Linh: "Tai Chi"

Nathan: "I don't understand him"  

8/7/2011
Nathan pretends we (me, Linh and Nathan) are going to the movie theatre.

Nathan: "We're going to watch Cars 2 now.  Guys, put on your DVD glasses!" 

Me: "Oh, you mean 3D glasses?" (haha) 

8/14/2011
Waiting in line at Ross (or Rozz as pronounced by Nathan) to purchase a picture frame for Aunt Terri's bday and Nathan's toy.  
Nathan (loudly): "She has alot of stuff. Ahh, its taking for a long time."
So impatient! It's also funny how Nathan adds the word "for" in front of everything.  

8/15/2011
I told Nathan he could have dessert after he finished digesting.  After 10 minutes, he comes up to me and says 
Nathan: "Mommy, I'm done gidesting!"  

8/21/2011
Nathan is watching Bob the Builder and trying very hard to stay awake.

Nathan: "Mama, my eyes are burning."